COUNT FOOL

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Injective
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Prologue: It is the first red full moon night for Count Fool. This only happens every 5000 years, but he seems to be left pretty cold by it. Cold, get it? Because vampires are always so cold, haha.

Be that as it may, ever since the day he watched Twilight, his thoughts have revolved around only one thing.

"FOOL, no joke, I can't take this anymore. My head isliterally exploding. Edward. Jacob. Edward. Jacob. How the hell is anyone supposed to choose?! One of them literally sparkles – I mean, hello? – and the other one just constantly runs around the woods shirtless. Those muscles, I swear... But no, what is the movie actually about? That girl, what was her name again? Bella. I honestly can't stand her. She just stands around the entire time with her mouth wide open, looking like she hasn't slept in three days, ruining the whole vibe. Why are these two absolute tens even fighting over her?! It makes zero sense. They seriously deserve so much better."

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